On Saturday’s ‘When I Was 17,’ everybody’s favorite juicehead remembers his first time.
By Mawuse Ziegbe
We’ve seen “Jersey Shore” juicehead Ronnie get into a lot scrapes on the boardwalk, but as it turns out, he has always had a penchant for, ahem, outdoor activities. On an all-“Jersey Shore” episode of “When I Was 17,” which also features stories from Ron Ron’s girl Sammi and Staten Island native Vinny, Ronnie remembers the first time he had sex.
“When I was 17 I lost my virginity,” Ronnie admits.
Ronnie’s friend T.J. adds that the event happened in someone else’s ride, and that that person wasn’t aware of it — until now.
“Ronnie lost his virginity in the backseat of my grandmother’s Camry,” T.J. reveals. “The worst part about that is that she still drives it, so I’m probably gonna catch crap for this.”
“When you’re young, the place to have sex is in the car,” Ronnie rationalizes.
The Bronx native explains the spur-of-the-moment nature of how everything went down.
“It just happened randomly,” he says. “[I was] hanging out on the corner with my friend and some girl walks up to him and she’s like, ‘Your friend’s hot. I wanna hook up.’ We went to go find a nice quiet spot … literally down the block.”
Although for Ronnie, where the hookup happened didn’t really matter that much. “I’m about to get laid for the first time. I’m like, I’ll do it on the hood of the car right now, I don’t care,” he says.
Even though it was his debut run knockin’ boots, Ron had an audience checking out the moment.
“My friends were watching from the car behind me. They were like watching through the window and stuff like that,” he recalls.
“We were looking, he had the windows down,” T.J. admits. “It was a pretty wild scene.”
Ronnie also discusses his technique for making love in such a tight space.
“I just pretty much did the head tuck. You tuck your head in between her head and her shoulders and you just like 1, 2, 3, 4. Like three pumps … and you’re done,” he says. “It’s awesome.”
“When I Was 17” — this week featuring Ronnie, Vinny and Sammi — premieres Saturday at 11 a.m. ET/PT on MTV.